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[instrumental music]
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(Bugs)
'When are you gonna learn
how to swim?'
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Swimming's for losers
who can't afford boats.
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[splash]
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[blabbering]
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(Daffy)
'Go away.'
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[blabbering]
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'No, I don't want to play.'
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pop
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[blabbering]
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I said I don't want to play.
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[panting]
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There's leash laws, you know.
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[theme music]
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[birds chirping]
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What the..
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[panting]
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Hey!
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No! Stop it!
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Bugs, control
your Tasmanian Devil.
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'He's digging up
the yard again.'
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I'm warning you
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'you get anymore dirt on me'
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and there will be consequences.
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Well, next time
there will be consequences.
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Maybe. Probably not.
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Hmm.
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What's this line for?
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- A movie.
- Movie, huh?
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Must be good. Long line.
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Next.
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One ticket and a large popcorn.
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Oh, and I'm a senior citizen.
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And a student.
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And active military.
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So just go ahead
and give me those discounts.
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Excuse me?
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What's this movie about anyway?
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It's the Foghorn Leghorn story.
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A rags to riches tale
of a poor rooster
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who grows up to become one
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of the world's greatest
entrepreneurs.
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Snooze fest.
What else is playing?
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This isn't a movie theater.
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We're making a movie.
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This line is to audition
for the role
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'of Mr. Foghorn Leghorn.'
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This guy? You're making a movie
about this guy?
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Pfft! Hah!
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Lemme give you
some advice, sister.
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No one's gonna wanna spend
two hours
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looking at some ugly bird
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with a red pompadour
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two weird balls hanging
from his chin
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and a big, fat gut.
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Ugh!
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(Foghorn)
'Son, you better watch
what you say.'
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Or you might just find yourself
with the lead role.
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[laughs]
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Mr. Leghorn
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I think
that would be a huge mistake.
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A huge mistake is wearing that
blouse with those shoes, Carol.
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Hmm.
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Son, I say, son
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has anybody ever told you
you've got chutzpah?
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Sounds vaguely familiar,
but I don't speak Spanish.
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Sir, don't you remember?
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He's the idiot
who destroyed your company.
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I only remember
the positive, Carol.
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That's why I'm a success.
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I like you, son.
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You speak your mind.
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That's just
what this movie needs.
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Pfft, I have a lot better things
to do with my time
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than to star
in your stupid movie.
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Like what?
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Touche.
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[laughs]
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You can all go home.
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The role, I say the role's
been cast.
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[indistinct chattering]
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But he's not even a rooster.
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He's more of a rooster
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I say, he's more of a rooster
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than you'll ever be.
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Don't you think
it's a little weird
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having a duck play a rooster?
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It's called acting, son.
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Don't you think
it's a little weird
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that I'm not an actor?
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[laughing]
That's a knee-slapper.
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You're killing me.
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[snoring]
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Good boy.
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I don't know why Daffy's
always complaining.
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You don't dig up the yard.
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[screaming]
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thud
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[Bugs sighs]
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[instrumental music]
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I gotta gets me
an electric clothes dryer.
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[screaming]
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thud
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'Uhh.'
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[groaning]
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Eh, what's up, neighbor?
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I'll tell you what's up.
Your dumb dog.
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He's not a dog,
he's a Tasmanian Devil.
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I don't care what breed he is.
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When it digs up my yard,
we got a problem.
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Well, we've got another problem.
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How'll we get out
of this hole?
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Come here, boy!
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[blabbering]
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Go get help.
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[blabbering]
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[snoring]
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Like I said, dumb dog.
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Oh, here we go.
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What's this?
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This is interesting.
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It's mine!
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[grunting]
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[screams]
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You don't even know what it is.
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No.
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[blows horn]
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No.
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No.
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No.
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Nope.
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[panting]
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- It's a vase.
- You mean my vase.
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W-why do you want it so badly?
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You said it was interesting.
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And that's all I needed to hear.
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Now, good day, sir.
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Uh, little help?
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[grunts]
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[instrumental music]
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If I'm going to play
Foghorn Leghorn
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in "The Foghorn Leghorn Story"
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then I need to know
all about Foghorn Leghorn.
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Let's start with your name.
What is it?
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Foghorn Leghorn.
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Foghorn Leghorn.
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Okay, Foghorn
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tell me about yourself.
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Well, I was born,
I say, I was born in 19--
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Hey, this isn't the DMV.
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I don't care
when and where you were born
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'or what your childhood
was like'
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'or where you went to school'
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or what experiences
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shaped your outlook on life.
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If I'm gonna play you
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then I'm gonna need more
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than just some dumb facts.
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I need to know what's in here.
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Hmm. My passion.
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Okay, son.
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From my earliest days
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I remember being fascinated
by a tale
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a tale of a King Baku
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and his beautiful Queen Yimyong.
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[instrumental music]
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Now, the Queen had a pet turtle
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that she loved
more than anything.
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But one day, I say, one day
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the King found the Queen
in tears.
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The turtle had died.
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[sobbing]
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Well, King Baku couldn't bear
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to see Queen Yimyong cry
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so he sent eight ships,
I say, eight ships
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in eight directions
with orders to find
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the most exquisite turtle
in the world.
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One that would never die.
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Only one ship,
I say, one ship returned.
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And the Captain gave the King
a Burmese Turtle
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made of pure gold.
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And when the King
gave the Burmese Turtle
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to his Queen
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she burst, I say,
she burst with joy..
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pop
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...literally.
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The King took the Burmese Turtle
and hid it
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so that no one, I say no one
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would ever burst with joy again.
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'Well, I'm gonna tell you
something, son.'
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'When I heard that story,
I vowed, I say I vowed'
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'to find that turtle.'
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'And you know what?'
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I never did.
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But I learned something worth
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more than the Burmese Turtle.
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It ain't the treasure, son.
It's the quest.
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And that's, I say that's,
what's in here.
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So basically, you say
"I say, I say" a lot?
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Got it. See you on the set.
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I say, I say my name
is Foghorn Leghorn
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'and I tell boring stories.'
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Hmm. That boy,
I say that boy gets me.
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[chuckles]
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[door opens]
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[footsteps approaching]
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- You lied.
- Excuse me?
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You said this vase
was interesting.
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Well, I've been watching it
for two hours
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and it ain't done a thing.
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It's not supposed
to do anything.
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Then what's interesting
about it?
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Well, it looks pretty old.
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It could be valuable.
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Valuable?
That's all I needed to hear.
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So long, sucker.
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[laughs]
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[door closes]
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[door opens]
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Thanks.
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This, I say, this is the opening
scene of the movie
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where I say good-bye
to my wonderful mama forever.
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And she's gonna say her line
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and then you break down
and cry like a baby.
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Just like I did.
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I say, I say action.
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Son, I say, son
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remember what I always told you.
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It's not the treasure,
it's the quest.
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Uggh!
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Cry.
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Your mama's gone.
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Boo-hoo-hoo, man.
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I'm crying so hard.
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I say, I say,
look at how hard I cry.
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Don't say it, son, do it.
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[laughing]
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You're laughing?
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I don't know,
I'm grasping at straws here.
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I mean, she's not giving me
anything.
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Can't somebody get me
a real actress to work with?
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You heard him, somebody help
that women out of that bed
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so we can put a real actress
in it.
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Somebody means you, Carol.
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One electric clothes dryer.
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Will you be paying
with cash or credit?
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Vase.
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[door opens]
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[door closes]
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Are you trying to make me
look like a fool?
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You don't need me
to make you look like a fool.
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You're darn right, I don't.
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This thing ain't a valuable.
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I said it could be valuable.
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You'd need an expert
to know for sure.
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That's all I needed to hear.
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Now who's the fool, idiot?
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[laughs]
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[door opens]
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[door closes]
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[door opens]
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You know any experts?
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Now, son, in that box,
I say in that box
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you believe
is the Burmese Turtle.
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It's what you've wanted
your whole life.
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Now, after you say your line,
you will start running
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which will be my cue
to press this button
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'causing an elaborate
chain reaction'
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'which will destroy
the entire set.'
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'So we only have one shot
at this.'
271
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- Are you ready?
- I was born ready.
272
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,296
Let's shoot this, you turkeys.
273
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:00,845
Action!
274
00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:02,263
I say, I say
275
00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:04,974
the Burmese Turtle is mine.
276
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,311
[rumbling]
277
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,564
Quick question. When's lunch?
278
00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:12,648
pew pew
279
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:14,859
Uhh.
280
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:18,737
[roaring]
281
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:21,699
[gasps]
282
00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:28,622
[clank]
283
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,333
[instrumental music]
284
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:36,297
Unbelievable.
285
00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:37,965
- It's ridiculous.
- I'm out of here.
286
00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:39,049
I'm done.
287
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,843
You blew the entire stunt.
288
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,261
Way to go, turkey.
289
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:43,929
I'm a rooster!
290
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:46,765
Union guys.
291
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,309
Well, if you win some,
you lose some.
292
00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:49,852
Gotta know when to hold 'em,
when to fold 'em.
293
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,687
Four score and seven years.
You know what I mean?
294
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,481
Are you quitting on me, son?
295
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,483
Everybody else quit, so I quit.
296
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:56,692
Mob mentality.
297
00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,944
I guess I was wrong
about you, son.
298
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,529
What's that supposed to mean?
299
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:04,366
Roosters are loyal.
Roosters never quit.
300
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:08,037
Roosters, I say roosters
fight to the end.
301
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,371
And, son
302
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,082
you are no rooster.
303
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:15,002
Did you just call me
a "No rooster?"
304
00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,630
What are you gonna
do about it, huh, son?
305
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:20,591
I say, what are you
gonna do about it?
306
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,552
[grunts]
307
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,141
[instrumental music]
308
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,559
[spits]
309
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,437
[grunting]
310
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,481
[grunting]
311
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,276
thud
312
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,361
[screaming]
313
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:45,741
Well, what's your expert
opinion?
314
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,953
Ooh, unless my eyes deceive me
315
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:51,830
it appears to be
an authentic Satsuma vase.
316
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,916
Ooh!
317
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:55,501
What's a Satsuma vase?
318
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:57,419
It's an ornate ceramic vessel
319
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,088
from fourteenth century Japan.
320
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:02,091
- Is it valuable?
- Oh, I dare say.
321
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:04,760
Look at this finish,
how expertly executed it is.
322
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:07,429
And the color.
It's remarkably even.
323
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,431
Oh, and we mustn't forget
the glaze.
324
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,517
Ooh, don't get me started
on the glaze.
325
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,726
And the scalloped rim.
326
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,061
Lustrous texture.
327
00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:15,437
The buff-tinged enamel.
328
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,690
Get to the point,
you stupid squirrels.
329
00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,108
- We're gophers.
- Indeed.
330
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,818
What's the darn thing worth?
331
00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:23,946
Well, given the variables
of today's marketplace.
332
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,365
The scarcity
of Satsuma ceramics.
333
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,784
And factoring in
the current value of the yen.
334
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:32,663
I'd say your vase
is worth approximately..
335
00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:34,290
(both)
'A million dollars.'
336
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,374
Oh!
337
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:37,710
Now, which one of you
lucky two found it?
338
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:38,794
- I--
- I did!
339
00:14:38,877 --> 00:14:40,796
I was swimming laps in my pool
340
00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:43,132
when my dumb dog
dug a hole in my yard.
341
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,092
I saw the vase, I picked it up
342
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:49,555
and I very clearly stated,
"This is interesting."
343
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:52,474
That's all I needed to hear.
344
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,475
thud
345
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,395
[groaning]
346
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,147
[shatters]
347
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:01,609
No, it's quite alright.
It's just a Tiffany lamp.
348
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,611
After all,
things are replaceable.
349
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:05,738
[shatters]
350
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:06,989
Well, not that.
351
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,158
That was one of a kind.
352
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,409
[gasps]
353
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:11,952
[shatters]
354
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,287
[both gasp]
355
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,497
[grunting]
Aah!
356
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:16,540
thud
357
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,167
Take that! Ow!
358
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,168
And that!
359
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,419
And that!
360
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,590
[both grunting]
361
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,475
thud
362
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,395
[grunting]
363
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,524
Is that all you've got?
364
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,447
I'm still standing here.
365
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,701
They've broken nearly
everything in the store.
366
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,370
Well, look on the bright side
367
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,538
soon they'll be nothing
left to break.
368
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,374
[laughing]
369
00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,833
[glass shatters]
370
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,377
- Daffy?
- Bugs?
371
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,712
- Uhh!
- Mother.
372
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:08,217
Well, look who finally
learned to cry.
373
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,385
[grunting]
374
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:12,846
[groaning]
375
00:16:16,975 --> 00:16:18,727
[laughs]
376
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,020
Ow!
377
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,689
'I say ow!'
378
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,233
[snarling]
379
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,944
[grunting]
380
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,863
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
381
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,908
thud
382
00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:34,451
Oh, you were.
383
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,495
[laughing]
384
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:39,873
[plates shattering]
385
00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:50,843
[grunting]
386
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,762
Isn't this so much fun? It's
smashing. Oh, I made a joke.
387
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,973
[laughing]
388
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:59,601
I think you might be a rooster
after all, son.
389
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,396
That's all I ever wanted to be.
390
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:03,939
[grunts]
391
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,943
[panting]
392
00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:09,403
- Oh!
- Ahh.
393
00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:12,531
No!
394
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:15,868
[shatters]
395
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:18,412
[gasps]
The Burmese Turtle!
396
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,289
We found it.
397
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:21,665
(Foghorn)
'It's beautiful.'
398
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:24,543
I say, it's beautiful.
399
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,628
It's mine!
400
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,130
Oh, I'm so happy.
401
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,591
I've never been filled
with so much joy.
402
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,426
I feel like I'm about to..
403
00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:33,552
pop
404
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,680
That was interesting.
405
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,641
It's beautiful.
406
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:43,187
I say, I say it's beautiful.
407
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,648
It's mine!
408
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,318
I gots me so much joy
409
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:52,237
I'm a-gonna burst with joy.
410
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,156
[blows horn]
411
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:57,034
Well, it ain't the..
412
00:17:57,117 --> 00:18:00,996
Well, it ain't the treasure,
it's the quest.
413
00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:03,999
That's the lesson of this movie.
414
00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:07,461
I say, I say!
415
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:08,504
thud
416
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,758
[applause]
417
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:16,637
(Mac)
'Bravo, bravo!'
418
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,389
Oh, I demand a sequel.
419
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,516
I don't get it.
420
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,850
Shut up and clap.
421
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,770
[snoring]
422
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,772
[mumbling]
423
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:29,233
Looks like we only sold
six tickets.
424
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,818
Six tickets
we wouldn't have sold
425
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,694
if we hadn't have made
that movie.
426
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,155
I call it
my proudest achievement.
427
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,366
Well, if we're being honest,
I didn't pay for mine.
428
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,786
[laughing]
429
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,289
(Foghorn)
'That boy is one of a kind.'
430
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,376
[instrumental music]
431
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,383
[wind gusting]
432
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:01,223
[instrumental music]
433
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,267
[fly buzzing]
434
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,270
[rattling]
435
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,486
Ahh!
436
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,488
[coughs]
437
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:17,948
thud
438
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:19,950
[fly buzzing]
439
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,537
[instrumental music]
440
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,576
[music continues]
441
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:13,795
Beep beep.
442
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:18,842
[clanking]
443
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,513
swoosh
444
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,775
thud
445
00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,448
[music continues]
446
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:47,746
Beep beep.
447
00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:55,504
[metal clanking]
448
00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:17,234
[instrumental music]
449
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:21,655
It's just about appreciating
the journey.
450
00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:25,200
It's about valuing experiences
over things.
451
00:21:25,283 --> 00:21:26,660
What don't you get?
452
00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:29,454
Well, for starters,
why is a duck playing a rooster?
453
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,957
And then the same duck plays me?
454
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,417
That don't make no sense.
455
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,751
And am I the only one
who found
456
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:37,045
all that fighting gratuitous?
457
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,175
[theme music]
458
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,578
That's I say,
that I say..
459
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:10,579
Uh..
460
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:12,372
...what do I say, Carol?